Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Shit Snares...



It all starts with shit larve, then shit moths, then shit-a-pillars.

Mr. Lahey is back and he has set a Shit-Snare that is sure fire to catch the boys.
He's already caught "The Man In The Chair" and J-To-The-R-O-C. Who's next?




Trailer Park Boys: Season 5

Episode #6: Don't Cross the Shit Line


Bubbles is starving and he asks Ray for food. Ray can't find his liquor or his nine cans of ravioli—Bubbles and Ricky figure Julian must've taken the food and the booze. Ray tries to steal Julian's glass of rum and coke from inside the tent while Julian's sleeping, and Julian snaps. He says he needs to buy his trailer back because the boys are driving him nuts.


Meanwhile, Lahey shows Randy his collection of liquor bottles—he's been stealing the boys' liquor for weeks now. Lahey sends Randy to deliver an eviction notice to Ray. The burnt-out trailer shell has got to go. But when Randy visits Ray's, he's not there and the boys pick a fight. Randy threatens to take off his pants to fight Ricky, but Ricky rips Randy's pants off himself. Randy tells Lahey about the fight, and Lahey tells him not to worry. Lahey will get his revenge: Ray crossed the shit line when he told everyone that Lahey was drinking again and the boys are going to pay.


J-Roc's making a DVD called "J-Roc's Greasy Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild." No one really wants to act in the porno, but Bubbles agrees to do it for free food, and Ray agrees to do it for free liquor. During the shoot, Bubbles has to slap a girl's butt and Ray gets completely wasted. J-Roc tries to get Ricky to participate by telling him that Lucy is the featured performer in the movie, but Ricky won't do it. Ricky doesn't want the mother of his child to be in a porn film, and decides that he needs to talk Lucy out of it. Lucy doesn't listen, and all the stress is beginning to give Ricky chest pains.


Randy and Lahey catch the boys shooting the film, and they notice a stack of empty grocery bins near J-Roc's trailer. It's all the evidence Lahey needs to call the cops. When the cops show up, J-Roc and Tyrone are arrested for stealing groceries and the movie shoot is shut down. Randy and Lahey find the tape and it shows Ray walking around—proof that he's not disabled. Lahey calls the worker's compensation board to report Ray's disability fraud. The police show up at the park again, and this time, they arrest Ray and haul him off to jail.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ray crossed the shit-line and had to pay. J-roc did too. Mr. Lahey is back and his record is now 2-0.